Limited Imperfect Sale: My Unexpected Dive into the 159cm ZERO TWO Anime Cosplay Sex Doll (FWD070 #036) Situation

The Temptation of a Discounted Cosplay Sex Doll

There’s this weird thrill when you see “Limited Imperfect Sale” plastered across something you’ve been low-key eyeing for a while. Especially when it’s, uh, a full-on 159cm/5ft3 A-cup anime cosplay DARLING in the FRANXX ZERO TWO STPE sex doll—US stock, no less. I mean, who expects to stumble on a mini anime sex doll with all those configuration details (STPE body + head, natural finger skeleton, gel-filled breast, EVO shrug shoulders, standing feet) at huge savings? Not me. But here we are.

Honestly? I was skeptical. These sales always sound too good to be true. “Damaged batch,” they said. “Guidance for recovery,” they added. Usually that’s code for ‘good luck fixing our mess.’ Still… curiosity won.

Damage Details: Not as Scary as It Sounds?

The listing is upfront about defects: breast deformation, buttock squishiness, indentations everywhere—wrists, ankles, hips, thighs; folding marks on the soles; but heads supposedly untouched and fine. At first glance that reads like a horror story if you’re new to this scene (and yeah—I was). But then again… these dolls aren’t cheap normally. $500-1000 for a celebrity cosplay fantasy sex doll with actual US in-stock shipping? That’s not nothing.

I remember thinking: if the heads are undamaged and most issues are just surface-level or shape-related… maybe this isn’t an instant dealbreaker.

Trying Out Their Repair Advice

Here’s where things get quietly impressive—and also kind of hilarious in retrospect. The guidance is oddly specific:

• For breast deformation: lay her face down so gravity does its thing.
• For buttocks: stand her up or hang her (a little creepy but okay), then warm moist towel.
• Indentations? Warm towel again.
• Closed orifices: slow leg movement + baby lube + patience.

It felt like some bizarre spa day for an anime sex doll. There I was with towels and hope and this surreal sense of DIY pride—or stubbornness maybe.

Did it work? Sort of! Not perfect—let’s be real—but better than expected. Some indentations faded after two rounds of warm compresses overnight; breasts regained shape by morning (mostly). She’ll never look showroom-new but honestly… she doesn’t need to.

What Surprised Me Most

One thing I really didn’t expect—the overall feel is still high quality despite the flaws. Gel-filled breasts have this weirdly realistic bounce even after repair attempts; EVO shrugged shoulders make posing surprisingly easy compared to older models I’ve seen online; natural finger skeleton is actually sturdy enough for simple hand poses without feeling breakable.

I guess what surprised me most wasn’t the imperfections—it was how little they mattered once everything was set up and dressed in that iconic red suit from the anime. Maybe because my expectations were lower going in due to all those warnings (“returns or exchanges not accepted!”). Or maybe it’s just easier to enjoy something when you know it comes with baggage upfront. if you're interested in similar options, explore more mini anime sex doll options for more choices.

One Odd Tangent About Storage

Quick aside—there’s not much talk about storing these bigger dolls anywhere on product pages or forums unless you dig deep enough. At 159cm and nearly 80 pounds give or take… finding space is harder than fixing dents! You think you’ll just tuck her away somewhere discreet but nope—she needs room to breathe (literally if you want fewer pressure marks). Weird detail nobody tells you until your closet becomes unexpectedly crowded.

Would I Do It Again?

Hard question—maybe yes? If another limited imperfect sale pops up on an American sex doll site with similar best sellers or even another mini anime sex doll batch at these savings… well—I’d hesitate less next time around.

Not saying everyone should jump at damaged stock deals like this one (buyer beware definitely applies), but with honest expectations and some patience for repairs… there are worse ways to spend your gift card raffle winnings.

Anyway—that's as far as I've gotten with this odd adventure into discounted cosplay dolls. If anyone else tries their luck recovering one of these Funwest dolls from a November new products drop... let me know how yours turned out? Still curious if mine's typical or just lucky accident territory