163cm H-Cup Elden Ring Melina Anime Sex Doll: Yeah, I Actually Tried It

The Whole “Anime Sex Doll” Thing—Let’s Just Get This Out There

Ever get that feeling where you’re scrolling through some site and you see a “Melina sex doll” pop up (yes, from Elden Ring, not kidding) and your brain just… pauses? That was me. I mean, it’s not like anime sex dolls are new or whatever, but seeing a 163cm (5'4") H-cup “celebrity sex doll”—I guess Melina counts as famous now—just made me stop for a second. And then, because curiosity is basically my worst habit, I actually ordered one.

Yeah. $1001-1500 range. Not pocket change, but not totally wild if you’ve ever looked at full body sex doll prices before.

First Glance: Not What I Expected (In Weird Ways)

You know how product photos always look too good to be real? Well—this one arrived in a box the size of an apartment fridge and weighed about 70ish pounds (the listing said 68-77 lbs / 31-35kg). Dragging her into my living room felt like some kind of awkward heist.

Unboxing was... odd. The TPE skin is cold at first, which is weirdly unsettling until it warms up. Face-wise? They actually did a decent job with the whole “anime meets Elden Ring” thing, though calling it Melina is maybe generous if you’re picky about details. Still, those huge breasts are exactly what they promised—the H-cup isn’t subtle.

Details That Surprised Me

There’s this thing with custom dolls where sometimes the joints feel robotic or creaky—didn’t really notice that here. The mozu doll 163 frame moves smoothly enough; nothing squeaks unless you really twist something unnatural (don’t do that). And yeah, she stands about as tall as advertised: right around that 160-169cm range.

The hair’s synthetic but soft enough to run fingers through without getting stuck every two seconds. Eyes have this glassy anime stare—kind of haunting if you leave her sitting across the room at night. Also: comes with basic clothes but nothing special unless you shell out more for extras or wait for something like a Halloween sale bundle.

Small Tangent About Mini Anime Sex Dolls (Bear With Me)

Quick side note—I tried those mini anime sex dolls before because honestly who wants to lug around nearly 80 pounds all the time? They’re easier to hide away if privacy matters to you and way less intimidating when cleaning them up after use (which… yeah, takes longer than anyone admits). But there’s something about having a full-size lady sex doll like this one that feels different—more lifelike or immersive maybe? I can’t decide if it’s better or just more effort. if you're interested in similar options, view more mini anime sex doll designs for more choices.

Using Gift Cards For Raffles?

Oddly Tempting

Some sites push these “use gift card to enter doll raffle” things now—I saw it while browsing for accessories. Feels sketchy at first glance but apparently people actually win sometimes? Maybe worth trying if dropping $1k+ on an elden ring sex doll makes your wallet sweat.

Anyway—back on track.

Real Talk: Is It Worth It?

Here’s the part nobody says out loud: storing these massive dolls is annoying unless you have space to spare. The novelty fades after a while too, even with all the customization options (different outfits.). If you’re into cosplay stuff or want an actual conversation piece for your weirder friends—it works for that crowd.

But day-to-day? Cleaning routines get old fast and moving her around isn’t exactly casual fun unless gym day skipped leg day again.

On the flip side—the craftsmanship surprised me compared to older models I’ve seen floating around forums. If you're hunting for a female sex doll that's both niche (hello Melina fans) and high quality in terms of build… well—it delivers most of what you'd expect from mozu doll in this price bracket.

One Last Thing That Bugged Me

Why does every single ad try so hard with phrases like “huge breast sex doll?” We get it! It’s obvious! Maybe everyone else likes being hit over the head with keywords but after reading fifty listings in a row… my eyes started glazing over.

Oh—and don’t expect miracles from cheap knockoffs labeled as tpe sex doll bargains either; they never hold up next to something like this custom model no matter how tempting their prices look late at night when impulse control vanishes.

Not sure what else there is left to say here except—I still haven’t figured out where she belongs in my apartment without scaring off guests.