163cm H-Cup Game Big Boobs LOL Seraphine Anime Sex Doll: Not What I Expected (But Sorta Impressive)

That Moment You Unbox a Full Body Anime Sex Doll

I wasn’t going to write this. Mostly because, well, who actually admits they bought a $1001-1500 anime sex doll? But here we are. Curiosity got me, and maybe the idea of a “163cm (5'4") H-cup” celebrity sex doll that looks like some wild mashup of League of Legends’ Seraphine and your standard mozu doll anime girl felt… weirdly compelling. Or just weird. Maybe both.

First thing—these things are heavy. Like, 68-77 lbs (31-35kg) doesn’t sound like much until you’re awkwardly dragging a box into your apartment at 8pm hoping nobody sees you. The “full body sex doll” part is no joke; it’s not some flimsy prop you can toss in a closet.

Details I Didn’t Expect to Notice

The skin’s TPE, which I thought would feel tacky or rubbery—but it’s softer than I guessed. Still uncanny though, especially around the joints where the realism sort of… stutters? There’s this moment when you’re adjusting her arm and it creaks in this way that makes you remember this is basically an expensive mannequin with extra steps.

And those H-cups? Ridiculous. Like, if someone said “huge breast sex doll,” I pictured something exaggerated but not this exaggerated. It’s cartoonish but in an oddly… accurate way? The sculpting is detailed—almost too much so for comfort sometimes.

The Customization Rabbit Hole

You can get lost customizing these things—hair color, eye shape, even tiny details like nail polish or freckles if that’s your thing. There was a mini anime sex doll option too (not for me), but apparently people do collect them like figures or art pieces or whatever.

I did end up using a gift card to enter one of those mozu doll raffles (because why not), which feels both sad and hilarious now that I type it out.

Skepticism Fades Just A Bit

I’ll admit—I expected to be disappointed by the quality. Instead there’s this quiet respect for whoever engineered these dolls; joints rotate smoothly, eyelashes don’t fall off at the first touch, makeup isn’t smudged right out of the box. If you told me five years ago I’d be quietly impressed by a lady sex doll built for adult gaming fans… yeah, wouldn’t have believed it.

Still doesn’t make it less awkward to explain if someone finds her propped up on my couch while I’m cleaning.

Unexpected Downsides (and One Odd Upside)

Storing her is annoying as hell unless you have space—a closet won’t cut it unless yours is basically Narnia-sized. Cleaning takes effort too; more than most people probably realize before buying one of these custom female sex dolls. if you're interested in similar options, see our full mini anime sex doll catalog for more choices.

But then there was this odd moment where she just looked cool standing near my PC setup—like some kind of giant collectible figure from an alternate universe where adults are way too into anime aesthetics.

Weirdly enough… didn’t hate that part?

Tangent: Are These Things Even Worth It?

Depends what you want out of life (or out of an anime sex doll). For anyone thinking about dropping serious cash on something like the mozu doll 163—or any other tpe sex doll in the 160-169cm/5ft3-5ft6 range—just know: they’re not magic solutions to loneliness or boredom or whatever fantasy gets sold online.

But as objects? They’re impressive in their own strange way—a blend between art piece and adult toy and conversation-stopper rolled into one very heavy package.

Anyway—still haven’t figured out exactly how I feel about owning one yet.