Penelope: The “Private Tutor” Sex Doll That’s… Actually Kind of Something

A Blonde, 5-Foot Tall Lesson in Surprises

There’s a certain point where you think you’ve seen everything the internet can throw at you. Then—Penelope waltzes in, with her anime-blonde hair and those wide, fantasy eyes. I mean, she’s called a “Private Tutor Sex Doll.” Subtlety is not on the curriculum, apparently.

She’s a mini anime sex doll (well, not that mini—she stands at 5 feet or 153 cm if we’re being metric about it), but there’s something about her proportions that kind of throws you off. F-cup. Not even pretending to be realistic. You almost want to laugh… until you notice the details and realize someone put real effort into this.

Weirdly Detailed Measurements (And Why They Stuck)

I wasn’t expecting to care about numbers like “Bust: 28.9 inches” or “Waist: 19.9 inches,” but here we are. It’s oddly specific. Hips? 32.5 inches—like they measured three times just to be sure.

Her weight clocks in at 65 lbs (29.5 kg). Let me tell you, moving her around is a bit more than just picking up a pillow—that TPE material gives heft, which is both impressive and slightly inconvenient when your arms aren’t feeling heroic.

The hole depths—they list them right there: vagina and anus both at 6.7 inches, oral at 5.9 inches. There’s no shyness in this product description; it feels almost clinical until you remember what site you’re on.

EVO Skeleton?

Okay, Didn’t See That Coming

Here’s where my eyebrow actually went up: EVO skeleton technology means Penelope can pose—bend an elbow here, tilt her head there—all without that haunted marionette vibe some dolls have (I’ve seen things…). She stays where you put her, which for some reason makes everything feel less awkward. if you're interested in similar options, view more mini anime sex doll designs for more choices.

It’s one of those features that sounds silly until it isn’t—you find yourself quietly impressed by how much more lifelike she seems compared to the stiff competition out there.

Fantasy Meets Functionality

The whole fantasy angle is dialed up to eleven; Penelope looks straight out of an anime daydream (or maybe fever dream?). Blonde hair cascading down, big eyes that probably judge your life choices a little less than most people do.

But functionality isn’t lost in all the fantasy fluff: vaginal, anal and oral sex are possible—which covers most bases unless your imagination has run completely wild.

Honestly—I remember thinking this was going to feel cheap or plasticky but nope; TPE skin feels surprisingly soft and warm-ish after a while (weird detail but true).

Discreet Packaging & The Waiting Game

Shipping? Free international shipping with discreet packaging so plain even my nosy neighbor wouldn’t bat an eyelash if it sat on my porch for two days straight.

Processing takes three weeks plus another week for delivery—so four weeks total if you're counting down days like it's Christmas morning but with more silicone involved.

Not gonna lie—the wait felt longer than expected because once curiosity sets in…it really sets in.

Tangent About Anime Dolls & Expectations

Quick detour because I have to say it: I used to lump all these mini anime sex dolls together as novelty items for collectors who never left their rooms—but Penelope sort of changed that impression for me?

She doesn’t feel cheap or gimmicky; she feels intentional—a weird blend of craftsmanship and unapologetic fantasy fulfillment that doesn’t pretend otherwise. Maybe that's why people talk about these dolls like they're actual companions instead of just toys collecting dust under beds.

Ending On An Odd Note

There are still moments when I look over at her perched on the edge of my couch and think: did I really order a private tutor sex doll named Penelope? Guess so—and honestly…not as strange as I thought it'd be when the box first arrived.

Anyway—it does make me wonder what else is out there that’ll surprise me next time curiosity gets the better of me (which it will).