The Weird Specifics of the 159cm Naruto Sakura Cosplay Sex Doll (a.k.a. #038 Alice)

You know when you’re deep in an internet rabbit hole—maybe looking for something, maybe just procrastinating—and you end up on a site selling a 159cm (5'3") A-cup “Naruto Sakura” cosplay TPE sex doll?

No? Just me then. Anyway, I’ll admit it: curiosity got me.

That Height Is… Oddly Relatable

First thing that hit me was the height. 159cm—a hair over five foot two. Or is it five three? Sites can’t seem to agree, but whatever, she’s my size. There’s something weird about seeing your own dimensions listed under “celebrity sex doll” or “anime sex doll.” It’s not like I’ve ever thought, wow, I wish there was a full body sex doll with my exact measurements out there—but apparently someone did.

And yes, the weight—79-88 lbs (36-40kg). Not featherlight but definitely not going to break your back either. Lifting her felt less like moving furniture and more like carrying one of those huge IKEA stuffed sharks around your apartment at midnight because you’re bored.

The Face Game: Anime Meets… Something Else

This is where things get strange (and honestly kind of funny). The face is supposed to be Sakura from Naruto, right? But it’s like if FunWest Doll had to describe her from memory after binge-watching something else entirely. She’s got that mini anime sex doll vibe—big eyes, pink hair that feels almost too shiny—but with this odd American sex doll twist in the jawline.

I remember thinking, “Is this what happens when cultures collide?” Maybe they call it a fantasy sex doll for a reason.

Customization Overload (Or: Why So Many Choices?)

FunWest custom stuff gets wild fast. You want small breast sex dolls? Sure thing—A-cup only here. Want to swap heads? Apparently you get a free second head with this model. Like some sort of morbid buy-one-get-one deal at Halloween Spirit Store.

There are menus for everything: skin tone, eye color, even nail polish. At some point I started clicking random options just to see what would happen and ended up with a creampie sex doll in purple contacts and blue nails named Alice who looked nothing like any anime character I could recognize.

It’s probably meant as an immersive experience or whatever—but honestly it felt more like building an avatar in an RPG no one else will ever see.

Price Tag Reality Check

Here comes the kicker—the price falls somewhere between $1001-1500 depending on how many extras you pile on (or if you use that gift card raffle gimmick they keep pushing). Is that expensive for a new sex doll? Depends who you ask. In best sellers territory for sure; people must really love their cosplay dolls these days. if you're interested in similar options, explore more mini anime sex doll options for more choices.

There’s also this get-$205-kit-free promo floating around which sounds good until you realize it’s mostly cleaning supplies and wigs nobody asked for. Still—I guess free stuff is free stuff?

Unintentional Comedy & Small Realizations

One thing they don’t tell you: standing this lady up isn’t easy unless you’re into slapstick comedy routines involving slippery TPE feet and mild panic about breaking expensive things before even using them properly.

And another thing—I found myself talking to her once while moving her from one chair to another (“hang on Alice”), which was unsettling even by my standards. Maybe that says more about quarantine brain than anything else though.

Is It Actually Worth It?

Depends what “worth” means now. If what you want is a mini anime fantasy brought awkwardly into real life—a custom FunWest TPE creation complete with all the quirks—that's exactly what you're getting here. There are worse ways to spend money during late-night impulse shopping sprees (probably).

But if you're expecting perfection or true-to-anime realism... hmm, maybe not exactly what you'd imagine after scrolling through endless filtered product shots online.

Anyway—I’m still not sure if owning an American-Japanese hybrid cosplay celebrity lady sex doll named Alice makes me cooler or just weirder than before. But hey—it does make for interesting conversation at parties where everyone pretends they haven’t seen those ads themselves.

And now I'm wondering why there's never enough closet space for these things...