157cm/5ft2 C-cup TPE Harley Quinn Anime Sex Doll – #030 Assos: A Not-So-Epic Chronicle

Well, She Arrived.

There’s something a little surreal about unboxing a 157cm (5'2") Harley Quinn anime sex doll in the middle of an ordinary Tuesday. You think you’re prepared—after all, it’s not my first time down the rabbit hole of fantasy sex dolls (don’t judge). But there’s always this moment where you realize, wow, that box is heavy. Like, 79-88 lbs (36-40kg) of "what am I even doing?" And then you open it and see her: #030 Assos from Funwest Doll, looking like she just leapt out of some fever-dream Gotham cosplay convention.

I mean, the packaging was decent. Nothing fancy but not sketchy either. Kind of like ordering takeout and getting exactly what you asked for—plus maybe one napkin too few.

The Face Is… Something Else

Here’s where things get weirdly specific. The “anime” bit is no joke; her eyes are huge, almost unsettling at first glance. It’s like she’s permanently surprised to be here. Maybe she is? The C-cup is accurate enough—medium breast sex doll territory—but honestly, I kept thinking about those exaggerated proportions every time I walked past her for a week straight.

Not gonna lie: as an American sex doll enthusiast (again, don’t judge), I’ve seen plenty of attempts at celebrity sex dolls or cosplay sex dolls that just miss the mark completely. This one? Somewhere between “Harley Quinn” and “generic anime girl who got lost on her way to Comic Con.” There’s charm in that confusion though.

Weight Lifting for Loners

I underestimated how much hauling around a full body sex doll would feel like sneaking your own mannequin through airport security every day. At 157cm/5ft2 and nearly 40kg if we’re being honest with ourselves—that’s not nothing. You want realism? Here it is: moving her from bed to closet counts as cardio now. if you're interested in similar options, check out other mini anime sex doll models for more choices.

Sometimes I’d just leave her sitting in a chair because reposing her felt like prepping for a CrossFit class nobody invited me to join in the first place.

Customization Overload—or Perk?

You can go wild with Funwest custom options—different heads (free second head thrown in), wigs, costumes…even choose if you want more of that mini anime sex doll vibe or lean into the full Harley fantasy with pigtails and all. There was even this $205 kit free promo thing when I ordered; can’t say no to free stuff even when you have no clue what half of it does.

You ever use a gift card to enter a raffle for another doll? Because you can do that here too apparently—a lottery inside your already-questionable purchase decisions.

Texture & Touch: TPE vs Fantasy

TPE feels…well, close enough? If you squint and ignore reality for five seconds—which let’s be real is kind of why anyone buys these anyway—the texture passes muster. Warm water helps; cold hands don’t (learned that fast). Still not silicone-level but STPE holds its own for softness without breaking your bank account ($1001-1500 range if you're wondering).

Odd detail: sometimes she smells faintly plasticky after cleaning—not terrible but not exactly Chanel No. 5 either.

Cosplay Meets Reality TV

The whole cosplay mash-up has this bizarre appeal if your tastes run toward Harley Quinn or just...anime chaos generally speaking. It's definitely not subtle; friends visiting will notice unless your social circle only visits by Zoom now forevermore.

Weirdly enough—I started dressing her up just because it made laundry day less boring? Never thought I'd compare folding socks next to my custom Funwest TPE custom doll but hey...2024 surprises us all eventually.

Unexpected Downside

Honestly didn’t expect how awkward storage would get once the novelty wore off slightly annoyed me more than expected. Closets are suddenly too small or too crowded or somehow both at once when there's a medium breast lady sex doll staring back at you from behind winter coats.

And wheels on storage trunks? Not as helpful as you'd hope unless floors are perfectly smooth—which never happens outside catalogs anyway.

One Odd Realization

Somewhere between dusting off her legs and repositioning those cartoonish eyes yet again—I caught myself humming theme songs from old Batman cartoons under my breath without realizing it until halfway through the chorus line (“na-na-na-na…”). Guess these things work their way into your routine whether you admit it or not.

I keep thinking I'll move her somewhere less obvious tomorrow—or maybe next week—but then again...maybe that's part of the point.